followthebluebell:

pyrocortex:

dongstomper:

lolrider:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

This just in heterosexual culture still unappealing and weird 

women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger.  I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym.  Terrifying.

when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wisely…

The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.

Non-binary lovers become The Void and get to escape this weird-ass heterosexual culture entirely.

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