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two text message screenshot. the first has a text message asking what’s wrong, and the recipient is drafting a long reply that reads: 

“shaggy and scooby always run away side by side when fleeing in terror from a monster. if a great danes running speed is 30-40 mph that means that shaggy can run at the same speed. this means that shaggy is the fastest human alive beating usain bolts top speed of 27 mph “

the second screenshot is of the same sender asking what’s wrong, and the message draft only shows the word ‘nothing’, implying that the recipient changed their mind about sending the first message and will send the second instead]